
Well, until they INVENT
nose condoms,
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and less like the guy
who didn't INVENT the lightbulb.
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Thus eliminating the need for me
to INVENT it in the first place.
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At least I didn't have to INVENT 26
dimensions just to make the math come out.
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See, sometimes I wish I could
INVENT a time machine,
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