Why don't you just rent BUNK beds
and invite the Black Eyed Peas?
The Big Bang Theory Season 3, Episode 7
on the BUNK beds,
and I have no certificate of habitability.
Money Heist Season 1, Episode 12
But if my mom asks, we have BUNK beds.
The Big Bang Theory Season 10, Episode 11
but, uh,
you'll have a BUNK mate.
Breaking Bad Season 5, Episode 15
Now all I need is a BUNK bed with a slide.
The Big Bang Theory Season 6, Episode 6